As the line inches along, fans strain for a view of the author, who is sitting with a bag of Sharpies behind stacks of books and bumper stickers, collections of mugs, decks of cards, T-shirts and stuffed creatures, dutifully signing whatever people put in front of him. He has warned people that he will draw a phallus on their book if they tell him a cat story. His comics, drawn on a computer tablet with a stylus, are minimalist line drawings finely attuned to the erogenous zones of a public searching for amusement amid a sea of online blather and bullpoop. Expletive-ridden and filled with pets and pet peeves, they are absurd, juvenile, sardonic, insightful, snort-worthy and, at times, deeply moving.
Thin and Crispy Oatmeal Cookies
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Naomi sat in the back row of Melbourne's Grattan Institute, about to watch her fiance give a lecture. She was joined by three unfamiliar women - all attractive, well groomed, in their mids. From their whispered chat, she quickly realised they weren't there to hear about politics and economics but to meet her eligible man. Naomi explains:
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Oatmeal has been around for centuries, but have you been taking advantage of its health benefits? There is little solid evidence about the first record of oatmeal being consumed. The Romans and Greeks considered oats to be a rancid form of wheat, which is why so many nations believed oatmeal to be more suited as animal feed. Back in the Bronze Age of Europe, oats were considered to be a secondary crop, largely regarded as weeds.
These thin and crispy oatmeal cookies are absolute perfection! Crispy, buttery, and completely addictive — I dare you to eat just one! I am a soft and chewy cookie girl all the way. No compromise.